“When you only sleep him for his Netflix account.” TSM.
“When you only sleep him for his Netflix account.” TSM.
I stole his heart, and then I stole his t-shirt. TSM.
It’s all fun and games until your phone tells you the travel time to your FWB’s house at three o’clock in the morning. TSM.
The only time I’ve gotten into a fight with my big was the time she gave the shirt she promised me away as a shack shirt. TSM.
Purposely “forgetting” something at his house so that you have a reason to text them. TSM.
Making Snapchat geofilters for your sorority house. TSM.
Using Find My Friends to “accidentally” show up at the same bar as him. TSM.
Not knowing which is more fun: the night out or the morning recap. TSM.
It’s summer and standards can’t touch me. TSM.
Going to one frat party just to make their rival fraternity jealous. TSM.
Making shacking look chic the next morning. TSM.
Purposely leaving things at an ex’s house so he has to be reminded of you. TSM.
Never complaining about how bad your heels hurt. TSM.
“I’m going to pretend that never happened, which will be easy because I don’t remember anything after 10:30 that night.” TSM.
Continuously checking your snap story after sending a nude to make sure you didn’t accidentally post it. TSM.
Living at the postgame house. TSM.
Always paying your friends back in alcohol. TSM.
Using conversation starters from recruitment on first dates. TSM.
Liking every single one of your ex’s Insta posts. Not to mess with him, but to mess with the girl he’s talking to. TSM.
Reading TFM to try and understand how the other half lives. TSM.