The cooler outlasting the relationship. TSTC.
The cooler outlasting the relationship. TSTC.
“Fashionably” late for graduation. TSM.
Only going to an event for the Instagram. TSM.
My craft glue is stronger than most of my relationships. TSM.
I can do all things through Starbucks which strengthens me. TSM.
Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.
Walks of shame are more fun with your bestie.
Using Venmo to pay for drugs. TSTC.
Measuring your hangovers on the Richter scale. TSM.
Pregaming for a fraternity formal with a different fraternity. TSTC.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you probably have healthy boundaries. TSM.
Dedicating enough time to day drinking to complete a three-credit course. TSM.
Stalking the fraternity Instagram before the mixer. TSM.
“If it’s half priced drinks, then it’s half the calories, right?” TSM.
Having pledges deliver all the belongings you lost the next morning. TSM.
Spending more time on hair and makeup for pref night than formal. TSM.
Better safe than standards. TSM.
Showing up to an alcohol awareness event hungover AF. TSM.
Your 21st birthday Pinterest board being bigger than your wedding board. TSM.
I’m judging you for NOT doing it. TSM.