Naming your pets after your favorite drinks. TSM.
Naming your pets after your favorite drinks. TSM.
Knowing where the best lighting is in all your favorite fraternity houses. TSM.
“I’d sorority squat on his face.” TSM.
Walking into standards playing “Wanted: Dead or Alive.” TSTC.
“Wait, what frat is he in?” TSM.
Planning everything about your life, including when to skip class. TSM.
Explaining to your boyfriend that turning down free drinks at the bar would be fiscally irresponsible. TSM.
Standards Most Wanted. TSTC.
Running into a hookup in daylight and being pleasantly surprised when you still think he’s cute. TSM.
Trying on ten different outfits, only to wear the first one you tried on. TSM.
Always classy, never in class. TSM.
“I only wear makeup when there are boys and alcohol involved.” TSM.
Deleting emails from standards before you read them so it’s like they never existed. TSM.
You and your little developing a form of telepathy. TSM.
Drinking in his letters, but never in yours. TSM.
“I don’t think I can see him anymore. He became risk management chair and it’s completely unethical and goes against my values to be with…the enemy.” TSM.
Having mascara, eyeliner, and an assortment of lipstick in your backpack, but not a single writing utensil. TSTC.
Having a signature “drunk face” in all of your pictures. TSM.
Stalking the guy you made out with last night on social media because you can’t remember if he was attractive. TSM.
Going to the library for academic reasons, but choosing where to sit for social reasons. TSM.