Earning you MRS while working on your PhD. TSM.

Your ring costing more than his car. TSM.

The bartenders at your favorite bar welcoming you back homecoming weekend. TSM.

Serenade season. TSM.

Your leggings being too big. TSM.

Going to a fraternity formal with one guy and leaving with another. TSTC.

Hazing the new members tastefully. TSM.

The butterflies you get in your stomach when you meet a sister from another chapter. TSM.

Making up excuses to get out of academic obligations, because you don’t want bid day FOMO. TSM.

Little girls telling you that you have princess hair. TSM

Taking an adderall before crafting. TSM.

Getting 30 friend requests from girls with the first name “BigLoves” in the span of an hour. TSM.

There will be blood, sweat, and glitter. TSM.

Running late for everything but your period. TSM.

Diet Coke. TSM. Coke diet. TSTC.

Perfecting the sober smile when you’re hammered for pictures. TSM.

Isn’t it my right to know what he’s doing every minute of his life? TSM.

“He does a lot for our chapter” translating to “he’s slept with a lot of our chapter.” TSM.

People from other schools knowing about your sorority’s crush party. TSM.

Wearing white after Labor Day to your standards meeting to show them you’re a rebel who doesn’t play by the rules. TSM.