Getting bangs is like hooking up with an ex. It never turns out as well as you picture in your head. TSM.

Feeling obligated to hang out with a guy after he buys you a drink, but deciding against it anyway. TSTC.

Wine-down Wednesday being the only event you are willing to commit to. TSM.

Having a love-hate relationship with relationships. TSM.

Giving your ex’s new girlfriend an inferiority complex. TSM.

Too much is never enough. TSM.

Campaigning for recruitment chair while current recruitment is still in process. TSM.

Never regretting your actions, only your text messages. TSM.

Making out with a guy, then declining his friend request. TSM.

Pinning your Halloween costume ideas onto a secret board. TSM.

Becoming pledge mom just so you can handpick the new addition to your family. TSM.

Calling “Dibs” when a fraternity comes to chapter to ask your sorority to Homecoming. TSM.

Feeling offended if he takes “No” for an answer without trying at least one more time. TSM.

Keying the perfect shotgun hole without getting beer on your dress. TSM.

Signing emails to your dad “Your Princess.” TSM.

Always looking like you’re on your way to the gym. TSM.

Painting his cooler and then drinking everything in it. TSM.

I don’t need the key to his heart as long as I have the key to his Tahoe. TSM.

Trading baked goods for fraternity pledges. TSM.

Your ex commenting on your new shack shirt as he bitterly gives your things back to you. TSM.