The “go get ’em” pat on his tie when you finish tying it. TSM.
The “go get ’em” pat on his tie when you finish tying it. TSM.
Dieting before your physical. TSM.
Going from the freshman who couldn’t get her shit together to the senior who pretends to have her shit together. TSM.
Of course you can pay me in rum! TSM.
Asking your sisters a question solely to get the answer you want to hear. TSM.
Having an Instagram filter for every occasion. TSM.
Sending sub-tweets that are so indecipherable even you aren’t sure who you’re attacking. TSM.
Being offended when someone asks if your boobs are fake, even though they are. TSM.
Checking to see if iOS7 has any new creep features. TSM.
Rule number one: never be number two. TSM.
“What do you mean it’s ‘too early’ to start drinking?” TSM.
Making him think the ultimatum you gave him was his idea. TSM.
Getting “I can’t remember who I’m making out with” drunk. TSM.
Using “I’m really tall” as an excuse to keep drinking. TSM.
Voting for the girl who used “Let me be your ruler. You can call me Queen B” in her presidential candidacy speech. TSM.
Using the emoji representing her sorority next to every girl’s name in your contacts. TSM.
Being better, not bitter. TSM.
Making yourself feel better about a bad grade in class by reminding yourself you’re the most attractive girl in the room. TSM.
Every fraternity following you on Twitter since freshman year. TSM.
Casually mentioning that your sorority has the most sweethearts during recruitment. TSM.