Judging sororities by the food they bring to Panhellenic Pride Week. TSM.

Planning your outfit based on what will be most comfortable to walk of shame in. TSM.

Being the reason he joined a fraternity. TSM.

Being offended when someone asks if your nails are fake. TSM.

Drunk-cooking bacon cheddar omelettes for a fraternity house freshman year, and being their sweetheart ever since. TSM.

Miss America 2014 being a Sigma Kappa. TSM.

Getting the Greek Alphabet song stuck in your head. TSM.

Matching with your favorite fraternity’s president on Tinder. TSM.

Miss Florida having bedazzled her knee brace. TSM.

Learning about your boyfriend’s family in history class. TSM.

Receiving a bid day shirt from every top tier fraternity, because they all want you to be seen in their letters. TSM.

Being the reason glitter is banned in the residence halls. TSM.

Always prom posing with your little because you have the same good side. TSM.

Starting a sentence with “I’m not judging you or anything,” then immediately judging. TSM.

Never having to bring the same guy to a function twice. TSM.

Taking a class on foreign wines as a “diversity requirement” with your sisters. TSM.

Getting out of chapter early so everyone can watch the Miss America pageant. TSM.

Putting more effort into your cooler than into your classwork. TSM.

Making him forget he has a girlfriend. TSM.

Judging freshmen gone wild if they aren’t cute, but excusing the pretty girls for “having fun their freshman year.” TSM.