Taking off your lettered sweater to chug a drink and then putting it back on after. TSM.

Not needing to use Tinder. TSM.

Being more involved in your boyfriend’s fraternity than he is. TSM.

Earning the nickname “princess” in every social circle. TSM.

Getting annoyed when your phone autocorrects abbreviations to full words. TSM.

That moment of “What if I can never get it off?” panic when trying to peel yourself out of a really tight dress. TSM.

Purposely scheduling your nose job during summer recruitment workshop. TSM.

Kardashian bun, oversized sunglasses, Steve Madden wedges, and a Diet Coke. TSM.

Your average Wednesday night out being the best night of your GDI friend’s life. TSM.

Not being able to function without iced coffee. TSM.

Choosing to go shopping during your lunch break instead of eating. TSM.

Wishing there were a Greek-only section of Tinder. TSM.

Taking “You seem down to Earth” as an insult. TSM.

“Which food group does birth control belong to?” TSM.

Having leftover salad. TSM.

I like my men how I like my yogurt: low fat and Greek. TSM.

Tanning on your lunch break. TSM.

His new job proposal better include a marriage proposal, too. TSM.

Friends don’t let friends wear pocketless jeans. TSM.

Talking to your sisters daily, but still missing them like crazy. TSM.