The “TELL ME EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW!” text you get from your friends after a date. TSM.

The ones you’d bring home to your parents aren’t nearly as fun. TSM.

Staying at your parents’ for the summer, but knowing your real home is on Greek row. TSM.

Being drunk gets you tanner, right? TSM.

Convincing a fraternity to change its spring tank design to something you’d rather take as a shack shirt. TSM.

Make a lot of noise, kiss a lot of boys. TSM.

Demanding your grandlittle call you “grandbitch.” TSM.

“At formal gatherings, somehow it had become acceptable, even stylish, to be drunk before eight.” -Rules of Civility. TSM.

The bag holding your textbooks being more expensive than all of the books it holds combined. TSM.

Putting your name in a guy’s phone with the hair flip emoji. TSM.

Refusing to let your big take another little, because you need to have her all to yourself. TSM.

Dressing down at weddings so the bride can have some attention, too. TSM.

Judging a girl by her boyfriend’s fraternity. TSM.

Quoting Legally Blonde in your GRE essay. TSM.

“I’m not a saint, and I’m not a sinner, but everything’s cool as long as I’m getting thinner.” -Lily Allen. TSM.

The obligatory I-just-got-my-hair-done mass snap chat. TSM.

Drinking water to curb hunger. TSM.

It’s not a walk of shame if he’s your boyfriend. TSM.

Shamelessly flirting with every hot guy after a breakup. TSM.

A drunken makeout is the same thing as a sober handshake. TSM.