Getting nervous when your professor asks you into her office after lecture only to find that she wants to know where you got your fabulous eyelash extensions done. TSM.

Signing up for classes on your phone while getting your nails done. TSM.

Does running from your problems count as cardio? TSM.

Rain or shine, we wine. TSM.

Leaving your love for assholes in your senior will. TSM.

We don’t haze, we amaze. TSM.

“Are you at the house?” translating to “I need a favor.” TSM.

Campus housing choosing your room to show on tours because your “sorority decor will attract the most desired class of incoming freshmen.” TSM.

When he’s discontented just being your rebound. TSM.

Taking an outfit change to an overnight philanthropy event. TSM.

“Who’s your big, darlin’?” TSM.

Bringing an overnight bag to the paint party, because you know you’re spending the night at the frat house. TSM.

I love shopping. Now I have all this stuff instead of that stupid money. TSM.

Putting on makeup for snapchats to boys. TSM.

Being able to play flip cup with your tongue. TSM.

This is my little. There may be others like her, but this one is mine. My little is my best friend. She is my life. TSM.

Not being able to focus on finals before you have a Derby hat. TSM.

“It’s fun being us.” TSM.

Being saved in people’s phones with the bow emoji. TSM.

Nobody knowing what your natural hair looks like. TSM.