Your sisters starting a daily social media update of you passed out in creative places on spring break. TSM.
Your sisters starting a daily social media update of you passed out in creative places on spring break. TSM.
Your big being the best and worst influence on you all at the same time. TSM.
The only social cause I’ll change my profile picture for is my sorority’s philanthropy event. TSM.
Threatening your littles with disownment if they ever get tongue piercings. TSM.
Receiving a card for AA based on the contents of your recycle bin. TSM.
Not my sister, not my problem. TSM.
I love my sisters. It’s just that sometimes I love gossiping about them more. TSM.
“I won’t cry for you, my mascara’s too expensive” -Adriana Lima. TSM.
My motivation in school is to remain in good standing so I’ll get a little next fall. TSM.
Your professor commenting on the substantial amount of renegade glitter on your interior design draft. TSM.
I’m not a shopaholic. I’m just really good at spending money. TSM.
Waking up praying last night’s blackout doesn’t get you called into standards. TSM.
People like me and I’m pretty. TSM.
Losing your virginity at the frat castle, then becoming their White Rose Sweetheart a year later. TSM.
Letting the baristas fight over who gets to make your order. TSM.
Feeling personally offended when the person you’re stalking on Facebook doesnt update his or her profile enough. TSM.
Your big teaching you everything about the art of bitching. TSM.
Sometimes I have the feeling that I should volunteer to be a sober sister, but then I think, mmmm better not. TSM.
“I’ve never been a millionaire, but I just know I’d be darling at it.” -Dorothy Parker. TSM.
Can I put “one flip wonder” under skills on my resume? TSM.