The immediate “they’re going to have hideous children” texts you get upon finding out your ex got engaged to his rebound. TSM.
The immediate “they’re going to have hideous children” texts you get upon finding out your ex got engaged to his rebound. TSM.
Leaving someone out of a group iMessage is the passive aggressive way of saying “You can’t sit with us.” TSM.
The first question your GG asks about your future little being “Can she hold her liquor?” TSM.
When he comes over to bring you baked goods. TSM.
Congrats on your rib cage showing! TSM.
Assuming the next logical step is marriage when you see you’re in his profile picture. TSM.
Your t-shirt always being a size bigger than your date’s. TSM.
Giving a girl a 0 on group project for flirting with your boyfriend in front of you. TSM.
Realizing that after graduation, half of your closet will no longer be socially acceptable to wear in public. TSM.
“You’re lucky you’re pretty.” TSM.
The new Disney princess doll house being so fabulous that it has glitter in the toilet. TSM.
Your sisters placing bets on when you’re going to get lavaliered. TSM.
Trading your books on Amazon for a gift card to buy shoes. TSM.
Yes, I am judging. I’m the Recruitment Chair, you elected me to judge. TSM.
Being annoyed when you can’t figure out someone’s house because you don’t have enough mutual friends. TSM.
Getting to the craft store before the employees do. TSM.
You don’t need a prince to be a princess. TSM.
Designing letters for your little senior year, when you think of a cute design but can’t buy them for yourself. TSM.
Pretending you don’t know what she’s talking about any time your big mentions graduating. TSM.
Dirty great grandlittling. TSM.