Finding profound meaning in Disney songs, then realizing it’s time for a drink. TSM.
Finding profound meaning in Disney songs, then realizing it’s time for a drink. TSM.
Consuming at least 700 calories worth of vodka on a given night, but refusing to switch from soda water to tonic because it has a higher calorie content. TSM.
Shopping for swimsuits for spring break 2013 during your marine biology lecture. TSM.
Mass texting your sisters when your favorite boutique is having a sale. TSM.
“Do these feelings make me look fat?” TSM.
Speak now or forever hold your passive-aggression. TSM.
Explaining to freshmen the tragic consequences of revealing a lip sync theme to another chapter. TSM.
Getting dressed up for his intramural games. TSM.
When your boyfriend mentions you should stop monogramming everything, because the letters are going to change soon. TSM.
What she’s failing to realize is you can’t call dibs on a guy that doesn’t even know your name. TSM.
Walking your best runway walk when there is a cute guy behind you. TSM.
Shopping for new clothes instead of packing your old ones when you have a weekend away. TSM.
Putting rhinestones on everything but your manicure. TSM.
Mandatory coffee dates with your sisters before the class you have together to allow more time for gossip. TSM.
You and your best friend going to different schools, but still becoming sisters. TSM.
Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth has clearly never been to Michael’s. TSM.
Only letting pretty people ride in your car, because your letters are on the window. TSM.
Learning his moves from the Total Frat Move book. TSM.
The cat fight over things passed down by older sisters as they go on alumnae status. TSM.
Getting “waking up in your freshman dorm as a senior” drunk. TSM.