Going to his house instead of yours, because you know a pledge will deliver your Starbucks in the morning. TSM.

Wearing black to chapter on Sunday to show that you are mourning the loss of your dignity. TSM.

Going for the booze, staying for the shirt. TSM.

Catching his dad give him a pat on the back when you walk through the door. TSM.

Person: I drank a whole bottle of wine last night.
Me: ….and? TSTC.

The quiet, but powerful “Please don’t be a freshman. Please don’t be a freshman…” in the morning. TSM.

“I hooked up with their social chair. Don’t worry about getting in tonight.” TSM.

All university homecoming events being dominated by Greeks. TSM.

Yik Yak being filled with nothing but GDIs complaining about how annoying big/little week is. TSTC.

Crowning yourself “The Queen of Crafting.” TSM.

Not owning a single pair of jeans, but a selection of jeggings. TSM.

Cyberstalking every senior in the fraternity you’re paired with for homecoming. TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with glitter. TSM.

“I’m sorry, but we can’t hook up right now. I have to be somewhere in an hour, and it will mess up my hair.” TSM.

Refusing to let the new PC in your room, because they’re potential littles, and you’ve been crafting. TSM.

Turning your read receipts on when he says he misses you. TSM.

Getting more likes on his Instagram post than his ex did. TSM.

Fraternities rescheduling their brotherhood events around your formal. TSM.

“What has your big gone and done now?” TSM.

“Wait… explain to me again how she’s relevant?” TSM.