Giving up Twitter and Facebook for Lent…but NEVER Pinterest. TSM.

Always getting an extension fromt the professor who doesn’t take late work. TSM.

Your sorority having the highest GPA out of all sororities on campus. TSM.

Making a boy from the fratcastle across the street come over to kill a spider in your bathroom. TSM.

Fat Tuesday? Um…I don’t think so. Skinny margarita Tuesday. TSM.

Texting your Little to tell her all about last night’s shack while you’re still in his bed. TSM.

Running out of hot water because you refuse to get ready in separate places. TSM.

Justifying ridiculous purchases with “I need it for my internship!” TSM.

“Hold on, let me check my texts.” TSM.

I study during my crafting breaks. TSM.

Somehow my online homework always turns into online shopping. TSM.

You only have to fear the beer goggles if you hang out with unattractive people….which I don’t. TSM.

“Oh honey, no.” TSM.

Convincing your Little to run for Standards so you no longer need to fear your drunken actions. TSM.

The sudden realization that your Big is graduating at the end of the semester, and subsequently going on even more Big/Little dates. TSM.

Why don’t they have cooler ideas on Pinterest?! TSM.

In my defense, I didn’t know he was a pledge until it was too late to back out. TSM.

Proclaiming you need to stop planning your wedding on Pinterest and do something productive…then going downstairs to bake cookies. TSM.

Not needing a snow day to drink on a Sunday night. TSM.

Skipping a whole day of classes because you’re having a bad hair day. TSM.