Fraternity guys are surprised when they find out I’m studying electrical engineering. Almost as surprised as the engineers were when they saw a hot girl walk into class. TSM.
Fraternity guys are surprised when they find out I’m studying electrical engineering. Almost as surprised as the engineers were when they saw a hot girl walk into class. TSM.
I look better in my apron than you do in your little black dress. TSM.
I only act like I’m better than everyone else because I am. TSM.
Knowing the difference between a sorority girl and a girl in a sorority. TSM.
Drunk munching on celery and hummus…in moderation. TSM.
Laughing when GDIs take a “sorority pose” picture to make fun. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. TSM.
Actually having to search to find a shirt that doesn’t have letters on it. TSM.
“TSM” being a part of your daily vocabulary. TSM.
I like big bows and I cannot lie. TSM.
Sweetie, you’re not pretty. You’re blonde. There’s a difference. TSM.
If it’s not monogrammed, it’s not mine. TSM.
My picture needed to be retaken three times at the DMV because of “too much head tilt.” TSM.
When my calorie counter app warns me I’m going into starvation mode I consider my day a success. TSM.
Deciding which wrist to put my David Yurman’s on depending on the hand I use the most when I talk. TSM.
“Sometimes I’m clueless and I’m clumsy, but I’ve got friends that love me, and when the day is done my mama’s still my biggest fan.” TSM.
TGDIM just requested to follow me…Not around campus, and absolutely not on Twitter for the world to see. TSM.
Strategically liking a post from another girl on your fratdaddy’s wall. TSM.
It’s not that Greek Life “isn’t for you,” sweetie, you weren’t for us. TSM.
My biggest problem right now is that Microsoft Word doesn’t have a pretty enough pink to highlight with. TSM.
“Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.” – Audrey Hepburn. TSM.