When your friend in another house tells you she’s jealous because you got her rush crush. TSM.
When your friend in another house tells you she’s jealous because you got her rush crush. TSM.
Always coming back from Christmas break with double the amount of clothes I left with. TSM.
If you didn’t give me so many reasons to judge you I might not do it…as harshly. TSM.
No, I can’t wear that…I’d have to wear a different bra. TSM.
My maid spent 30 minutes just to vacuum all of the glitter out of my room. TSM.
Recruitment Prep: I’ve sent more emails today than calories I’ve consumed. TSM.
I’m not judging. I’m critically observing. TSM.
Wishing the TFM Sweethearts had their sorority listed under their bio so I could judge them more efficiently. TSM.
I have an entire Pinterest board dedicated to America. TSM.
Simultaneously pinning cookie recipes and workout plans. TSM.
“Curvy” is the PC term for fat. TSM.
Turns out deleting his number isn’t all that effective when you have it memorized. TSM.
Rhinestone and glitter can be verbs. TSM.
I would have gone to spin class but I didn’t want to ruin my hair. TSM.
Sending a sweet email to bottom tier fraternities explaining how unfortunate it is that we can’t fit their proposed social event into our busy calendar…again. TSM.
I want to marry a doctor. I’m sure I’ll meet one when I’m in med school. TSM.
“Working” at Daddy’s office means looking cute and flirting with his clients so they’ll spend more money. TSM.
I could defriend you…but then I couldn’t stalk you. TSM.
I don’t need a salon to get tan for Recruitment 2012…that’s what vacation is for! TSM.
Baking cupcakes with the ladies and shooting whiskey with the boys. TSM.