Well, there goes my political career. TSM.

When your fratdaddy’s pledges know that making you happy makes their lives easier. TSM.

Best dressed, worst behaved. TSM.

Choosing which team to root for based on their colors. TSM.

Well, just go ahead and add that to my senior roast. TSM.

Regret is an appalling waste of time. TSM.

Even my yogurt is Greek. TSM.

Cleaning out your Longchamp to find 4 rhinestones, glitter, and a few Starbucks receipts on the bottom. TSM.

If the world ends in 2012 I’m going to be so upset I didn’t get to use anything from my wedding-themed Pinterest board. TSM.

The only upsetting part of my break-up is that I’m not at school with my sisters and my back-up boyfriend. TSM.

Changing your profile picture when you know his ex will be creeping. TSM.

Spending the majority of Christmas break crafting and ignoring high school exes. TSM.

Sparkles on Sperrys…what more could you ask for! TSM.

Taking Adderall to finish your post-Christmas thank you notes. TSM.

Just once I would like to wake up without bruises. TSM.

Not needing rhinestones to draw attention to my butt. TSM.

Some girls pride themselves on being “low maintenance.” I pride myself on being really attractive. TSM.

Little girls in mother’s pearls will always be daddy’s girls. TSM.

My New Year’s resolution is to stay exactly the same. TSM.

There are some girls I would be friends with just for their clothes. TSM.