The “TFM Sweetheart” diet. TSM.

Careers and men are exactly the same to me; Whichever one will make the most money is the one I want. TSM.

Treating every high school senior girl I run into over break as a PNM. TSM.

Knowing the difference between ok and okayyyyy. TSM.

My little sister and my little are mutually obsessed. TSM.

Wanting, winning, walking away. TSM.

Keep calm and text everyone you know. TSM.

I’m a firm believer that anything can be fixed with some bronzer and mascara. TSM.

“Not now”-ing people on Facebook and in life. TSM.

Pippa Middleton was just in Us Magazine wearing a dress I bought 6 months ago. TSM.

I’m not actually funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. TSM.

Planning my second semester schedule around Wine Wednesdays. TSM.

Trying to convince my fratdaddy to hook up to Christmas music. TSM.

Pretending not to know how to hold a shotgun so he’ll get closer. TSM.

“I went home with this guy, look him up on Facebook and tell me what you think.” TSM.

My pet peeves are kitten heels and capris. TSM.

Judging girls by the content of their makeup bags. TSM.

He’ll never know that five sisters reviewed/edited that text before I sent it. TSM.

His shorts are to me what my lingerie is to him. TSM.

Almost hashtagging TSM when you submit posts out of habit. #TSM