Deciding if you want to read last night’s drunken texts or pretend they never happened. TSM.

Having my fratdaddy’s pledge save me a spot in line at black friday sales. TSM.

This year, I was thankful that my fratdaddy was home from Iraq for the holiday! TSM.

Imitation is the sincerest form of GDI. TSM.

Now that Thanksgiving is over, it’s officially Christmas time! TSM.

Staying home to decorate for Christmas because black Friday is for poor people. TSM.

Donating clothes to the Salvation Army instead of shopping today. After all, a true Southern Belle is always willing to help others. TSM.

Don’t tell her I said that. TSM.

Went to Neiman’s today and picked out the pair of Louboutin’s my fratdaddy is getting me for Christmas. TSM.

All I do is Pin, Pin, Pin, no matter what. TSM.

I’ve missed 3 too many chapters, skipped two house clean-ups, and my bill is way overdue but I WILL go to formal successfully pre-gamed…with a flask taped to my thigh. TSM.

Starbucks in the morning, alcohol at night, Adderall between my meals to curb my appetite. TSM.

Sure, we can do lunch the week before formal. I’ll watch you eat while I sip this water. TSM.

Turning straight to the wedding and engagement announcements in the newspaper. TSM.

Lilly and Tory go together like wine and Wednesday. TSM.

We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. TSM.

Using Adele and TSwift to change last night from “OMG I was such a hot mess in front of him” to “all men are jerks and he doesn’t deserve me anyway.” TSM.

My daddy taught me to hunt, my mommy taught me to cook, and my sisters taught me to party. TSM.

Being the active new girls talk to about standards issues; they know your history with that place. TSM.

Being a Laura, not a Jackie, because Jackie’s husband was a Democrat. TSM.