Bigger is better whether it’s my hair, sunglasses, or my fratdaddy’s…wallet. TSM.

Paula Deen says it’s National Vanilla Cupcake Day AND it’s Lilly Pulitzer’s Birthday. Time to celebrate! TSM.

Boys don’t give me the blues unless it’s Tiffany’s. TSM.

Why am I in class? It’s Lilly Pulitzer’s birthday. Shouldn’t this be a national holiday? TSM.

The only thing harder than getting a bid for our sorority is getting a Big in our family. TSM.

Watching the DILFs at the park almost more than the kids. TSM.

I feel more naked without make-up than I do without clothes. TSM.

Celebrating Lilly Pulitzer’s birthday by buying enormous amounts of Lilly for my big, my little and of course, myself. TSM.

Having trouble finding a good shack shirt this morning since I already have all his good ones. TSM.

Slampiece? Not acceptable. ZLAMpiece totes acceptable. TSM.

I love google chrome but if it screws up my pinterests again I am done. TSM.

Knowing you automatically win because his rebound is a geed. TSM.

The more tipsy I get, the more tilty my head gets in pictures. TSM.

Always having a back up, whether it be an outfit or a fratdaddy. TSM.

He pulls my hair, totes don’t care. TSM.

Kitchen. Laundry. Bedroom. Repeat. TSM

I believe in fair trade. It’s totally fair to trade sandwiches for Yurman. TSM.

I received my stock portfolio update in the mail today. The only thing I understood is that Daddy makes sure that I’m well taken care of. TSM.

Everyone at work turning to you anytime anyone says anything about a sorority. TSM.

Taking off work for a “family reunion.” It’s dinner with my sisters… That counts, right? TSM.