Listening to Disney Pandora while writing my midterm essay. TSM.

Rescuing two baby black labs. TSM.

Putting your potential formal date’s amazing summer property at the top of your pro list. TSM.

Celebrating a sister’s birthday who you don’t even really like just as an excuse to drink. TSM.

There needs to be a “bless your heart” button on this website. TSM.

Embroidering my little’s gifts myself because I can, not because I’m poor. TSM.

Get your hoop earrings the fuck away from me. TSM.

Purposely licking an ice cream cone sexually. TSM.

Sophistication is every lady’s best wardrobe. TSM.

It’s not a Little war if the other girl never stood a chance. TSM.

Worrying more about who will be our chapter’s president than our country’s president. TSM.

Being a cheap drunk, but not a cheap date. TSM.

I’m going to marry you. Plan your life accordingly. TSM.

Hands on the hips, smile on the lips. TSM.

Standing out, but never standing alone. TSM.

My favorite accessory is my Little. TSM.

Making sure composite day isn’t just a good hair day, it’s a great hair day. TSM.

Good intentions aren’t good enough for me. TSM.

Google Doc drama. TSM.

Twitter. Facebook. TSM Wall. TFM Wall. Pinterest. Repeat. TSM.