Using the “I’m a senior and it’s my last year” guilt trip before the school year even starts. TSM.

Setting your alarm for noon. TSTC.

Stalking a girl’s little because her Instagram is private. TSM.

Setting the house record for birthday shots. TSTC.

If I wouldn’t have to change my monogram for him, that’s an automatic six points. TSM.

Never being scared to post a selfie on Instagram because you know your sisters will always like it. TSM.

Never the drunk texter. Always the drunk texted. TSM.

Using Pinterest as your go-to search engine. TSM.

Telling people your sorority before your major. TSM.

“Whenever I break up with a guy, he gets fat. It’s a gift.” TSM.

Going on a diet for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Feeling famous cause someone you don’t even know hates your guts. TSM.

Seeing your ex on Fail Friday. TSM.

Knowing you made bad decisions last night, but not caring enough to find out what happened. TSTC.

Planning the captions for your Bid Day Instagram posts as soon as you find out the theme. TSM.

Stalking the girls in his social media pictures more than you stalk him. TSM.

Having something monogrammed on your person at all times. TSM.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another three to five business days. TSM.

Never having to be asked if you have hot friends. TSM.

“Is this too slutty for recruitment?” TSM.