Wear pink and make the boys wink. TSM.

All I’m saying is the next Bachelorette better not be a GDI. TSM.

That sense of satisfaction and pride when I see my Little do the bitch stare and judge. TSM.

During recruitment, there are no stupid questions. There are, however, stupid PNMs. TSM.

Dubstep? Ewwwwww. TSM.

Don’t underestimate the capabilities of a girl with Diet Coke running through her veins. TSM.

Being an obnoxiously good looking couple. TSM.

Ashley is a geed. A sorority girl would never pick a construction worker over a vineyard owner. TSM.

Can’t decide if I’m happier about Ashley picking JP or about the worst season ever of The Bachelorette finally being over. TSM.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you should have left Ashley, but JP I still love you. TSM.

That’s ok, Ben’s proposal was super lame anyway. TSM.

Refusing to get online or answer the phone until after you’ve finished watching The Bachelorette on DVR so no one can ruin it for you. TSM.

Feeling horrified when the puffy paint bottle splotches. TSM.

The Bachelorette Season Finale is bittersweet. We don’t have to put up with Ashley anymore, but won’t get to watch JP either. TSM.

You gotta impress me before you can undress me. TSM.

Taking off work tomorrow to recover from The Bachelorette finale party. TSM.

Ashley’s sister is an even bigger GDI than she is. TSM.

It’s fine that Ashley’s sister judged JP on the spot. I’ve already judged her for her tattoos. TSM.

Chi-Os say rehoot instead of retweet!!! TSM.

Sneaking into the house over summer break and obsessing over how the remodel is going. TSM