Celebrating our country’s independence by only wearing American designers this week. TSM.

Let’s be honest, USA has the prettiest flag. TSM.

XS norts with an XL frocket. TSM.

Anything you can craft I can craft better. TSM.

Getting patriotic manis and pedis. God bless America. TSM.

There are many things my fratdaddy is TFTC about; I am not one of them. TSM.

“I wish you were my daughter.” TSM.

Dear GDI: You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face. TSM.

Southern girls do it best. And by “it,” I mean everything. TSM.

Driving down the beach looking for nothing but knee caps. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

My chapter is known on campus as the sorority to join if you want an engagement ring before graduation. TSM.

Only democrats and GDIs play games in which everyone is a winner. TSM.

Buying glitter in bulk. TSM.

Lace and grace are my two pocket aces. TSM.

First, I’ll be Chapter President. Then, PTA president. TSM.

Deciding between an American flag swimsuit or American flag Norts. TSM.

Having SMS updates on the Casey Anthony trial sent to my blackberry. TSM.

What you say: “I NEVER do this.” What you mean: “I’ve NEVER done this…with anyone you know.” TSM.

Making patriotic jello shots. TSM.