Made a 102 on my Family and Consumer Science 101: Skills for Marriage final. TSM.

Knowing the bars are about to close, not because “Closing Time” is playing, because of multiple “hey” texts. TSM.

There’s a fine for that. TSM.

Being an intern and having a nicer car than your boss. TSM.

If it can hold water it can hold wine. TSM.

Getting hit on by a GDI in cargo shorts is like being hit on by a 12-year-old. That’s cute honey, try again when you grow up. TSM.

Knowing how to tie a Windsor, Half Windsor, Four-in-Hand, and a Bow tie. After all, Daddy raised you right. TSM.

We’re friends because we like all the same people. We’re sisters because we hate all the same people. TSM.

“I’m hell on heels, Sugar Daddy I’m comin’ for you.” TSM.

Learning your family’s secret recipes, while wearing matching sorority aprons. TSM.

BOMO: blackout make out. TSM.

Only packing Nantucket red, white, and navy blue for this weekend. TSM.

I love the smell of hairspray in the morning. TSM.

Making a Maid of Honor pact. TSM.

Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high. TSM.

“It’s not me, it’s you.” TSM.

Brought the underwater camera on vacay, because being underwater can’t stop us from sharing the fun we’re having with everyone. TSM.

Being asked to a fraternity formal 9 months in advance. TSM.

French bag, Italian shoes, and an All American point of view. TSM.

Lock it up ladies. TSM.