Whoever said money can’t buy happiness obviously didn’t know where to shop. TSM.

Oops. Hairspray on my pink MacBook. TSM.

Mani-pedi appointment this weekend to get my nails painted red for 4th of July. TSM.

When I meet my husband, I’ll ask him what his TFM username was. TSM.

“The House” refers to one very specific house. TSM.

Pop, lock, and frocket. TSM.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Buy me Yurman, and I’ll love you. TSM.

Daddy’s car, my letters. TSM.

Big turning 21 makes me 21 by association. TSM.

Ashley, you need to realize Bentley is NF. Lucas is FaF. TSM.

Veruca Salt having her daddy wrapped around her finger. “But Daddy, I want it nowwww!” TSM.

Icing with a Smirnoff. TFM. Icing with a royal frosting recipe. TSM.

Watching the College World Series, not because you’re a fan of either team, but because you’re a fan of cute boys in uniforms. TSM.

Going to Target for one thing and coming out with a shopping cart full of other things you don’t really need. TSM.

Tanning is too boring to not turn into a goss sesh with your sisters. TSM.

Not my little, not my problem. TSM.

Mom just said her college major was her boyfriend and she graduated summa cum laude on her MRS degree. TSM.

Licking the spoon after baking for my fratdaddy, because life is too short. TSM.

Got asked out by my plastic surgeon before my nose job. TSM

Keeping up with politics through TFM. TSM.