Receiving four candy cane grams just like Glen Coco. TSM.

I like my drinks like my men: strong and tall. TSM.

Boys don’t make passes at girls that wear glasses. NS. Frat boys propose to girls that wear bows. TSM.

Totes judging randos at the gym. TSM.

Liking your money where you can see it- hanging in the closet. TSM.

Does it still count as a Father’s Day gift if I charge it to Daddy’s credit card? TSM.

Our advisor is cuter than your advisor. TSM.

Lord help the girls on this site who haven’t gone through rush yet. One should never count their chickens before they hatch. TSM.

American flag bow in my hair today. God bless Old Glory. TSM.

Perfect hair, cause I care. TSM.

Going out every night of the week and never spending a dollar. TSM.

Fixing a drink before grading. TSM.

Ordering daddy a Reagan/Bush frocket and koozie for Father’s Day. TSM.

The first two apps on the home screen of my iPhone are TSM and Fox News. TSM.

Matching my American flag bikini to my fratdaddy’s beer. TSM.

If you want to be in my wedding, don’t get pregnant. TSM.

Getting married in the same church as W and Laura. TSM.

“When Charlotte liked a guy, she said his whole name- it helped her to imagine their future monogrammed towels.” TSM.

Get it right, Get it tight. TSM.

Thought the 80s workout playlist would motivate me. All it did was totes remind me of power hour. TSM.