Lifetime movies. TSM.

Assigning a specific friend to destroy your cell phone if anything happens to you. TSM.

The best nicknames are ones people don’t know they have. TSM.

It’s not dirty rushing if you don’t get caught. TSM.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a bid isn’t one. TSM.

Letting new members sit in Facebook friend purgatory for a while just so they think I don’t like them. TSM.

Fraternities at my school socialize when their clothes are mixed together in my laundry. TSM.

I liked your status, not you. TSM.

Testing boys by not responding to their texts to see if they text again. TSM.

Too blessed to be stressed. TSM.

The secret satisfaction you get from seeing a girl you hated in high school when you’re home for the summer and she’s gained the freshman 15. TSM.

Getting just as excited about wedding season as I do about football season. TSM.

Wincing at the sight of an undecorated cooler. TSM.

Changing your major because of the graduation tassel colors. TSM.

Liz Lemon. NS. Avery Jessup. TSM.

FOMO: fear of missing out. TSM.

The desire to acquire. TSM.

Doing crunches while watching Say Yes to the Dress. TSM.

Original little syndrome. TSM.

“Shopping is my cardio.” TSM.