“Bid.” TSM.

“I just hope I get a formal shirt before he finds out I hooked up with his pledge brother.” TSTC.

Coming out to your whole chapter, but not being scared because you know they love you no matter what. TSM.

Mentally placing every TV character in a sorority or a fraternity at your school. TSM.

Even your boyfriend developing the habit of saying “TSM.” TSM.

Pretty good at bad decisions. TSM.

Signing up for recruitment before you sign up for classes. TSM.

Buying a pineapple while at the grocery store for the ‘gram. TSM.

Can I filter my college ID picture? TSM.

Stealing hats, hearts, and t-shirts. TSM.

Playing “What Sorority Would The Celebrity Be In” during wine night. TSM.

Knowing all you need to know about a girl based on her eyeliner. TSM.

Being a crazy ex-girlfriend even though you were never the girlfriend. TSTC.

Making your Instagram public for recruitment reasons. TSM.

Having a decal on your car for your sorority, but not your school. TSM.

Literally taking the shirt off his back. TSTC.

“Let’s take a candid.” TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

“Can I Insta this?” TSM.