‘N SYNC ringtone. TSM.

If you approach me with FrattyLight but aren’t in a fraternity, then it’s just Natty Light, and you’re just poor. Not gonna happen. TSM.

My pregnant friend told me she got her baby’s stuff at WalMart. I judged. TSM.

Me- “Mom, I want to get my second hole pierced.” Mom- “Honey, would the first lady have a second piercing?? I don’t think so.” TSM.

Passing everyone on the road just so they can see the letters on the back of my car. TSM.

Shopping at the mall for so long you forget where your car is. TSM.

The only thing faker than your purse & tan is your personality & wannabe sratitude. My sorority would’ve cut you too. TSM.

April showers bring cute rain boots and umbrellas. TSM.

The only scars I have are from baking. TSM.

Interning for the RNC to find a husband and maybe learn a few things too. TSM.

I make sandwiches, not decisions. TSM.

A GDI asked if my eyelashes were fake. Nothing on me is fake, except for my smile while you talk to me. TSM.

Wine naps. TSM.

Happy Birthday Bob Dylan! Thanks for Wagon Wheel! TSM.

Yes gdi I know my pearls are pretty. Now quit talking to me. TSM.

I was the Regina George of my high school. TSM.

I may be the intern, but the workers are lining up to assist me. TSM.

“Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard is the first song on my baking playlist. TSM.

Almost losing a bet to be off facebook for a week just because I needed to stalk someone. TSM.

Stressing over what I want to craft for my little. TSM.