Taylor Swift Pandora Station. TSM.

I skipped 3 classes at school, but went to 2 at the gym. So that’s like missing one, right? TSM.

Knowing you should want an Evan Chambers, but secretly wanting a Max. TSM.

Last year I was an intern and this year I have one. TSM.

My Women’s Studies professor rolled her eyes at me when I told her that I learned how to cook, clean and fold the perfect fitted sheet by age 7. I smiled and then informed her that Daddy is a Republican. TSM.

I change my profile pic more often than a geed changes their hair color. TSM.

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”- Mae West. TSM.

I don’t need a fake because I never have to provide my own alcohol. TSM.

Using leftover vodka to clean glitter off the walls. TSM.

Making super fattening baked goods for your sister sorority. TSM.

Double Firefly and water. TSM.

Being prettier than the girl on your fake. TSM.

Pillow Pets. TSM.

Clicking ”Ignore All Invites” when you recieve a Facebook event invite from a lower tier fraternity. TSM.

“She should not be wearing letters right now.” TSM.

Everyone always asks me where I got my slutty school girl costume come Halloween time, but it’s really just what I wore to my private high school every day. TSM.

Being Philanthropy Chair let me practice for planning my kids’ school fundraisers. TSM.

It’s physically impossible to hold a drink with out a koozie. TSM.

Having my six year old sister tell me I look totes adorbs. TSM.

Captain America is my favorite super hero. Patriotism is hot. TSM.