Having wifi out by the pool. TSM.

Sisters don’t let sisters get vomit in their hair. TSM.

Sisters stick together like a GDI’s thighs. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

Still having a say in picking out my great grand little even though I’m an alum. TSM.

Summertime is when we do the impossible. We get tanner, skinnier, and sexier than when we left campus. TSM.

I’ll be pale when I’m dead. TSM.

The only thing dirty about me is my martini. TSM.

Knowing what time of day it is by what show is on Food Network. TSM.

Getting dropped off at the srat castle in the frathoe and a $100 shack shirt. TSM.

It’s so annoying when people are rich but have no style. TSM.

I had a nightmare that I got a little and she was like 300 pounds. It was awful. TSM.

Buying a new outfit for the last day of school. TSM.

Chipped nail polish? As if. TSM.

Starbucks, Diet Coke, color coordinated notes. There’s no way I can fail. TSM.

My little was a bigger rush target than your little. TSM.

Going home to hang out with geed high school friends. NS. Not having any friends from high school that are geeds. TSM.

Drunk, busted legacy telling me not to judge her. Sorry I already did. TSM.

Hiding the ugly legacy during recruitment. TSM.

Vodka SUGAR FREE Red Bull. TSM.