Cinco de Mayo is my fav holiday, only because margs are my fav drink. Duh. TSM.

Too many cute options for my profile picture. Life is hard. TSM.

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with Skinny Girl Margs. TSM.

No GDI, when I say “my PC,” I’m not talking about a computer. TSM.

Being able to pull off wearing Chaco’s to class without looking like a granola-crunching, tree-hugging, Obama-loving lib. TSM.

Just because you put a cute shirt over your muffin top does not make you a cute cupcake. TSM.

Exchanging things for smaller sizes. TSM.

The only thing that makes me happier than my sorority getting a Lilly print, is my rival sorority NOT getting one. Sucks to suck. TSM.

Watching “Extreme Couponing” on TLC for ideas for when I’m a housewife. Just kidding, I throw those away. TSM.

Even a “fat day” isn’t a fat day. TSM.

Texting “I’m so drunk” = I want you now. TSM.

Senior superlative: Most likely to be a housewife. TSM.

Google before tweeting is the new think before speaking. #TSM.

Wasn’t worried during rush. TSM.

Preparing to pull TSMs daily in six different countries over the summer. TSM.

Winning a Lilly print. TSM.

Communicating with your sisters with just facial expressions. TSM.

The only boy a girl can rely on is her daddy. TSM.

The most competitive position in our house is scrapbook chair. TSM.

Being happy that your Standards Board Chair likes you and taking full advantage of it. TSM.