Being more excited for the Sorority print announcement than summer almost being here. TSM.

Happiness is a warm glue gun. TSM.

I find the term “slampiece” offensive. I prefer shackstar. TSM.

A job would just interfere with my social life. TSM.

Coffee for finals study breaks. NS.
Cocktails and leg lifts on study breaks. TSM.

#hashtagging on Facebook. TSM.

My mother/personal pharmacist shipped me adderall just in time for finals. Keeping it classy by tucking it away in a Bellagio envelope. TSM.

Channeling modern Mad Men tonight. Red lips, hourglass hips. TSM.

Using the term “unfortunate” when talking about ugly people. TSM.

Kate Middleton’s bouquet made out of Lily of the Valleys. TSM.

“I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and… I believe in miracles.”
~Audrey Hepburn. TSM.

Though thick and thin I love my big. Just kidding, only thin. TSM.

My 5th and 21st birthday parties both had princess themes. TSM.

Kate Middleton sporting a Longchamp at her 2005 college graduation. TSM.

My sorority weighs less than your sorority. TSM.

“I mean, she’s like my best friend…” TSM.

Fratdaddy invites me over to have sex, but I convince him to watch my favorite Disney movie and cuddle. TSM.

“I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.” – Audrey Hepburn. TSM.

I only got a twitter so I can tweet about those who don’t. TSM.

Judging people based on how many followers they have on Twitter. TSM.