Using WebMD to solve all of my hypochondriac problems. TSM.

Obviously some people don’t know the secret to my success during finals: dress well, test well. TSM.

Bake sale for Tuscaloosa. Roll Tide. TSM.

Mentally ranking every cooler I see on a scale of 1-10. TSM.

Baking an apple pie to celebrate with my fratdaddy. TSM.

Sandwiches for soldiers. TSM.

Beginning the 4th of July celebration two months early. TSM.

Red, white and blue themed chapter meeting. TSM.

First drink I have ever bought in a bar was not for myself, but for a Marine, last night. TSM.

Like big, like little. TSM.

A prince got married, the bad guy is dead. This just proves all the geeds wrong who said Disney movies weren’t plausible. TSM.

Kate Middleton earning a PhD in the MRS degree. TSM.

I’ve been known to make some poor choices. But never for my poor taste in men. Or outfits. TSM.

Celebrating bin Laden’s death by only wearing American designers this week. TSM.

Thank God I look good in Red, White and Blue. TSM.

Haven’t been to half of the functions I have a t-shirt for. TSM.

Playing “is she pretty or is she cute?” on facebook instead of studying for finals. TSM.

Kate Middleton is my newest thinspiration. TSM.

Starting the tab with Dad’s credit card; paying the tab with Mom’s cash. TSM.

Geed, my new horse cost more than your car. Quit revving your engine and drawing attention to your clunker. TSM.