Dear Weightloss Commercial Girl, going from size 15 to 4 is not an accomplishment. 4=fat. TSM.

I majored in business because Daddy said the future of his company would never be an education major. TSM.

Matching your lipstick to your date’s bow tie. TSM.

Preparing for my J-Board trial by watching Legally Blonde. TSM.

Getting country club membership numbers mixed up. TSM.

I’m an expert teaser. Sisters don’t let sister’s hair get flat. TSM.

Kate is not the only one that married into money this week. TSM.

Plan B is becoming more of a Plan A these days. TSM.

Lilly Pulitzer animal crackers. TSM.

Donating shacker tees to tornado victims. TSM.

I hope they serve mimosas in hell. TSM.

American boys are hotter. TSM.

Kate, just more proof that keeping it classy always wins. TSM.

Having a wedding train longer then kate middleton. TSM.

Say Yes to the Dress. TSM. The Plus-size edition. NS.

My boyfriend just went pro. What does your boyfriend do? TSM.

My big is the more sober controlled version of me. TSM.

My fake is better than Obama’s. TSM.

Hoping your Head of Standards doesn’t slap a girl this formal. TSM.

Kate laughing when William says “for richer or poorer.” TSM.