I crop because I care. TSM.

There are frat boys, and fraternity men. I prefer the latter. TSM.

Standards doesn’t exist over the summer. TSM.

My Daddy invented Toaster Struddles. TSM.

Using my degree for something other than a wall decoration. TSM.

The collective “awww” when hearing an engagement or lavalier story. TSM.

“Skinny Love” is my favorite song, and life motto. TSM.

Not having to cry to get out of a ticket. TSM.

Spending more time color coding notes than actually studying them. TSM.

Measuring relationships in packs of birth control. TSM.

Self nomination. TSM.

Making your hot professor stutter when you look him in the eyes. TSM.

My StumbleUpon is set to Alcoholic Drinks and Weddings. TSM.

Over thinking outfits and under thinking actions. TSM.

You know how I know we’re better? They’re twins, and we only took the pretty one. TSM.

Made my fratpiece watch The Notebook then refused to sleep with him. TSM.

Not artistic…I’m crafty. TSM.

Jon Hart zippered bible cover. TSM.

I was made for Parents’ Weekend. TSM.

Kourtney is ridiculous for not wanting to marry Scott. He’s such a fratdaddy. TSM.