Every mirror is a skinny mirror for me. TSM.

Having more credit cards than I do classes. TSM.

Ordering the shirt without going to the social. TSM.

Always over-packing. TSM.

My personal trainer can beat up your personal trainer. TSM.

Told my boyfriend to turn his copy of Decision Points over so Bush wouldn’t see me have sex. TSM.

Don’t touch my hair. TSM.

My GDI roommate’s favorite TV show is Greek. Maybe next time you’ll get a bid. TSM.

Writing on your sister’s FB wall while sitting next to them. TSM.

“Well-behaved women rarely make history.” TSM.

Lifetime Movie Sundays. TSM.

Eating crawfish in pearls. TSM.

Trusting your sorority sisters with everything but your wine. TSM.

Ordering from the kids’ menu because you know they won’t say no to you. TSM.

Brazilian waxes. NS. Permanent laser hair removal. TSM.

The fact that the pocket in Nike shorts is never big enough for iPhones is a daily struggle. TSM.

Black and Yellow. NS. Pink and Green. TSM.

Being a lightweight. TSM.

Devoting a day to emotional and exhausting cooler shopping with a sister. TSM.

Running for a position based on who you will be placed next to in composite. TSM.