Norts with pearls. TSM.

My grand big and I going on a family outing to buy bows. TSM.

Buying an iPad for my new Lilly iPad cover. TSM.

Incentivising studying with crafting breaks. TSM.

Refusing to give road head if he’s driving under 80. TSM.

Never needing to bake a “test batch.” TSM.

My favorite color is glitter. TSM.

Defending my little’s sexual promiscuity on CollegeACB. TSM.

Other Chapters asking your advice on recruitment clothing. TSM.

I’m conservative on everything except hair spray, mascara, and lip gloss. TSM.

Lysol Complete Clean Wipes advertisement on the TSM wall. TSM.

I know the pledge’s names in my fratdaddy’s fraternity but he doesn’t. TSM.

Leggings are totes pants and abbreves are a legit language. TSM.

Facebook “attending” more events than it would ever be possible to go to. TSM.

Girls with asses like mine don’t talk to boys with faces like yours. TSM.

“Um hi, could you take a picture of us?” TSM.

Going online to buy gifts for your Little, but ending up buying more gifts for yourself. TSM.

The Southern Belle gets the ring from Brad. TSM.

Creating a bracket based solely on the team’s mascot. TSM.

Matching Lilly beach chair and beach umbrella. TSM.