Mascara colored tears. TSM.

You PMS like a bitch I should know. TSM.

Acknowledging people with a hair flip and a smile. TSM.

Having a custom glue gun. TSM.

When a girl says that her sorority is known as the “nice girls”, all I hear is “We are the fat ones.” TSM.

Public speaking teacher made us watch an Obama speech today. I opened Decision Points and chose to take my education into my own hands. TSM.

After a long night out, I spend the morning doing leg lifts in bed while catching up on 90210 and Pretty Little Liars and sipping on a mimosa. TSM.

When I was 10, I wanted to be a lawyer just like Elle Woods. Now I just want to marry one. TSM.

One of the best parts of going to a top-tier fraternity’s formal is the t-shirt I’m going to get to flaunt around campus for the rest of my time here. TSM.

Using sheets for togas. NS. Going to Hobs Lobs and buying glittery fabric and ribbon. TSM.

Andre. TSM.

Making your fratdaddy leave the bars early to come over. Then, once he gets there, deciding you “just want to cuddle.” TSM.

Giving up shacking for lent. Just kidding. TSM.

Spending meetings writing everyone’s name in cursive. TSM.

Fixing my bow in class using photobooth as a mirror. TSM.

My parents didn’t “spoil” me, they just taught me to have high expectations. TSM.

College baseball season. Time to hookup with the new roster. TSM.

Celebrating your period. TSM.

No sweetie, you can’t pull off a big flower on your head like I can. Don’t try it, ever. TSM.

Must be nice to finally have a man that buys you jewelry. I’ve had one my whole life: my daddy. TSM.