My only weakness: Thin Mints. TSM.

Too busy judging the other team to know the score of our intramural game. TSM.

Grandma always tells me to marry for money the first time, and love the second. TSM.

Marrying your fratdaddy and then expecting twins. A boy legacy for him and girl legacy for me. TSM.

Being called “really small” for my age by an 8 year old. TSM.

Even my tampons are pearls. TSM.

Sorry GDI you can’t get a Longchamp like mine, I got it at the boutique on my last trip to Paris. TSM.

Wearing my Texas flag shorts on Texas Independence Day. TSM.

My Spanish teacher always points to me when she uses the word for skinny. TSM.

Being a doctor, because I’m smart. Marrying one, because I’m beautiful. TSM.

First all-nighter of the semester was spent finishing the cooler for my fratdaddy’s formal. TSM.

Celebrating 175 years of Texas Independence the right way: two-stepping at my fratdaddy’s house with a cold beer. TSM.

Going to the gym in full makeup. I’m not planning on sweating anyway. TSM.

Never having to ask, “Can you read my writing?” TSM.

Carrying around an extra set of pearls in my purse, just in case. TSM.

I srat therefore I snap. TSM.

Being a Lauren not a Heidi. TSM.

Studying while on the elliptical. TSM.

Uploading pictures from my weekend in my monday morning class. TSM.

Trying hard in Greek Week because one of our sisters has a cute shirt idea if we win. TSM.