Having the highest engagement rate on campus. TSM.

Bedazzling is my favorite hobby. TSM.

No GDI, you can’t borrow my princess pen. TSM.

Blessing the hearts of those who just don’t understand Greek life. TSM.

Wal Mart. NS. Target. TSM.

Coupons aren’t worth the time. TSM.

Just because I’m polite does not mean I like you. I’m Southern. TSM.

When I go to buy gum, I buy three flavors – breakfast, lunch, and dinner. TSM.

Spending Sunday afternoons laying in bed facebook stalking while eating reduced fat Wheat Thins and drinking Pinot Grigio out of the bottle. TSM.

Running away with Jack Dawson. NS. Marrying Cal Hockley. TSM.

Always using proper grammar and punctuation in a text. TSM.

The only way my Fratdaddy and I help to save the environment is by showering together. TSM.

Woke up next to the fratdaddy and fratcat. Puked off last night. Hit the elliptical. Did the fratdaddy’s laundry. Cleaned the house. Ordered his Lilly bowtie for formal… all while letting the cupcakes cool. Typical Sunday. TSM.

Party, shack, repeat. TSM.

Winning the genetic lottery. TSM.

Used enough hairspray last night to knock out a good square foot of ozone layer. TSM.

I don’t iron. I steam press. TSM.

When I leave for Spring Break, I’ll be the color of my Sperry’s. TSM.

On probation for drinking in the house. NS. What were we doing? Drinking Yellowtail Pinot Grigio with swiss cheese and crackers. TSM.

The bouncer told me that I was a lot prettier than the girl on my fake ID. TSM.