Wearing the True Love Waits ring for my parents sake. TSM.

My Father had me take calligraphy lessons when I was young, so when I got older I would have the best penmanship on Christmas Cards. TSM.

Actually knowing the words to the National Anthem. TSM.

Never overdrawing on your banking account because Daddy never lets it drop below 4 numbers. TSM.

Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. TSM.

I make Martha Stewart look like a substitute kindergarten teacher. TSM.

I’m engaged!!! TSM.

I only bake things from scratch. TSM.

My favorite thing about the Super Bowl is that once it’s over, so is the football season. TSM.

The Superbowl is just plain cruel. Hot guys ignoring me while I’m surrounded by junk food heaven. Its my personal hell. TSM.

Graduating top of my class this semester. My future career plans are to get married and have kids. TSM.

I’m only getting my nursing degree to make my parents happy, I really plan on opening up my own cupcake shop, or being a wedding planner. TSM.

Your parents mid-life crisis is buying a motorcycle. Mine buy a new beach house and a new Beamer to match. TSM.

Watching Enchanted on Disney and coloring instead of watching the Super Bowl. TSM.

Big/little shots. TSM.

Going to the library to be seen and socialize… then copying notes from a gdi. TSM.

Being told my room looks like a Princess’s bed chamber. TSM.

I dont buy bows to match my clothes, I buy clothes to match my bows. TSM.

I love having the most popular dip at the party. TSM.

Couldn’t care less about the Super Bowl today except for the commercials, Glee afterwards, and I get to wear & bake in green to match my eyes. TSM.