Had a nightmare last night that I burned the Christmas cookies. TSM.

I feel like I do better on tests when my nails are done. TSM.

“Making friends” with GDIs because I know my husband will need their vote someday. TSM.

[Inseam] size matters. TSM.

Sarah Palin wearing Nike shorts, shooting guns, planning on running for president, and making Todd sandwiches. TSM.

The woman’s rights movement was unnecessary. TSM.

Always being the Iron when playing Monopoly. TSM.

I blow my fratdaddy so he is not as big of a dick to my GDI brother. TSM.

Every single male model shown on Southern Tide’s website is fuckable. TSM.

Reading Decision Points during lecture to make all the fratstars think I’m smart. TSM.

There will be block seating at my wedding. TSM.

After I finish putting stickers in my Lilly planner I have to craft Christmas cards. TSM.

My 16th birthday party was asked to be on “My Super Sweet Sixteen” but I turned them down, I have more class than that. TSM.

I only frost my gingerbread men with a bow tie and two buttons. TSM.

Depressed for no reason so I dropped $1000 at the mall. TSM.

My family’s Christmas photo looks like an ad for Brooks Brothers. TSM.

Kneecaps turn me on. TSM.

Just did a full load of laundry of just coozies. TSM.

Blowing off a gender studies paper to watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. TSM.

Today, I read my diary from elementary school. Guess who had a huge crush on George W Bush? TSM.