I retweet TSM far too frequently on Twitter. TSM.
I retweet TSM far too frequently on Twitter. TSM.
I only like her because she’s wearing a bow. TSM.
Good-looking, good cooking. TSM.
I don’t see the world in black and white, I see it in pink and glitter. TSM.
I wonder what it’s like to want someone you can’t have. TSM.
Hating online job applications because you always use your looks to get what you want. TSM.
Flag Day: an excuse to practice my 4th of July baked goods. TSM.
Having a Hobby Lobby list longer than your grocery list. TSM.
I prefer products that are Made in America, including boyfriends. TSM.
Hillary Banks. TSM.
Anything can be fixed with hot glue, mod podge, or wine. TSM.
Finding at least one more similarity with your Big every time you talk…for YEARS. TSM.
Tan and happy are practically synonyms. TSM.
The little boy I nanny thinks I’m a princess. TSM.
If you wouldn’t get my daddy’s approval, you’re sure not gonna get mine. TSM.
Thanking Daddy for your good looks and your trust fund on Father’s Day. TSM.
He might pay tuition and dues, but my dad’s love is priceless. TSM.
Irrationally obsessed with the mixed drink that is your sorority’s colors. TSM.
Proving your residency to the locksmith with all your monogrammed things when you lock yourself out. TSM.
You only live once, so live it in Lilly. TSM.