I like Lilly, and I like pearls, but I love holding my soldier for the first time in 3 years. TSM.
I like Lilly, and I like pearls, but I love holding my soldier for the first time in 3 years. TSM.
Get your hoop earrings the fuck away from me. TSM.
Went to sleep in a blue state and woke up in a red state. Best sleep of my life. TSM.
Pearls in my ears. Letters around my neck. God in my heart. TSM.
“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.” -Elizabeth Taylor. TSM.
Just drink until it’s not awkward anymore. TSM.
I have to make a conscious effort to not look at myself in the window of every building I pass on campus. TSM.
Who are all these girls that are so hopeless in the kitchen all they can make you is a sandwich? TSM.
It’s cute how PNMs don’t realize we’re stalking them right now. TSM.
Shacking at a frat house and sending a mass text to your sorority sisters to see who else is there so you can walk home together. TSM.
I was drunk and he was wearing Brooks Brothers… TSM.
Not having a tattoo. TSM.
Wal Mart. NS. Target. TSM.
Emergency ironing with a hair straightener. TSM.
Are you going to that? If you go, I’ll go. TSM.
If you like Southern gentlemen, raise your glasses. If you don’t, raise your standards. TSM.
I don’t poop. TSM.
Always wearing lace just in case. TSM.
Jennifer Aniston being totally disgusted by Ben Affleck’s cargo pants in He’s Just Not That into You. TSM.
I looked hot today. He missed out. TSM.