Booty Call
Your communication has dwindled from near daily to Thursday-Saturday after 3am. You’re a booty call. While this is not necessarily a bad thing, just remember that you can’t turn a whore into a housewife. Don’t try to turn your 3am hook-ups into 6pm dates. It won’t happen. He’s not your boyfriend. You’re not talking. You are just a warm body to have intercourse with. Accept it and enjoy it. You won’t become friends after this. It will last until it doesn’t.
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Hakuna Moscato
Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.
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