Talking, Part 1
This is a step up from texting. You’re more comfortable with each other, but there is no commitment. If one of you hooks up with someone else, you can’t really get mad. When you’re at a party together, you’ll say “Hello” and converse for a little, but you’ll spend the majority of the time ignoring each other in favor of your friends. You probably hang out in person on occasion, but it’s mostly texting, Facebook messaging, tweeting at each other, and so on. This is the most fragile stage, because it can be a game changer. Choose the option that applies:
You are a fucking pro. He totally loves you. Things are…somehow…getting a little more serious? CLICK HERE to enter the next stage of your pseudo-relationship.
Somewhere along the way, someone minorly fucked up, but not so much that you’re going to kick a perfectly viable penis out of your bed, and out of your life. CLICK HERE to enjoy the slow devolution of what could have been.
There was some catastrophic turn of events, and you now hate each other. CLICK HERE to say goodbye to your almost lover, immediately, if not sooner.
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Hakuna Moscato
Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.
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