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The 2014 Formal Date Mock Draft

Nick Lavin

Nick Lavin

Year: Junior
Hometown: Towson, Md.

House: Not Greek, but on the lacrosse team

Major: Economics and Accounting (Double Major)
GPA: 3.1
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 180

Pros:
• One of the nicest guys you will ever meet
• His body. Just. Oh, my God.
• He’s a welcome change from all the frat guys
• Trains with the U.S. lacrosse team
• Holds his liquor

Cons:
• Can act like a douche to make himself seem cool
• If his team makes playoffs, he’ll be an hour late
• Has the need to take off his shirt once he gets drunk

Projected: Early Second Round

Outlook: If you didn’t know otherwise, you’d think good ol’ Nicky would be in a fraternity in a heartbeat. He was actually given a bid by the top tier Delta house, but when his coach found out he accepted, he ran sprints until he agreed to quit. You could wash your clothes on his abs and he still can outdrink any NARP, any day. The only thing keeping him from going in the first round is the fact that his team is going to be the priority, and a game could get in the way of your perfect evening. But, experts say he’s worth the wait.

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Hakuna Moscato

Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.

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